Sunday

The wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy!


The other evening I was channel surfing and stopped for a moment on the comedy station. Larry the Cable Guy was describing the handicapped stalls in public restrooms as the Cadillac of bathroom stalls. I started laughing in total agreement but for a reason that was different than his.


First and foremost let me make it clear I never park in a handicap spot. I would never use a handicap stall without first checking the vicinity to make sure there isn't a lady that might be coming in right behind me that would need it. In fact, I have only recently discovered the true value of this stall.


As I mentioned in an earlier post, I wear a wig. Hair loss was a side effect of my chemo. I live in Florida. It is hot here and we specialize in humidity. Consequently, my head gets hot. The heat from my body seems to go straight up and gets locked under my wig. My head sweats.


The handicapped stall in most public restrooms is larger and has its own sink and mirror. I can go in there and privately remove my wig, wipe off my head and reposition my wig back on my head. Fantastic! Now that makes it the Cadillac of bathroom stalls for me.

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